After three calls I decided to cross it off my to-do list, just to stop hearing about it. I know that <personnage>Dad</personnage> is eyeing new wood chisels for his woodworking, so I went to the hardware store. </br></br>

The queue at the cash register would have made a lot more sense if it were the day before Christmas. The aisles weren’t even that busy, but that’s what you get for having just one cashier who seems hell-bent on setting a new Guinness record for slowness.

After three calls I decided to cross it off my to-do list, just to stop hearing about it. I know that <personnage>Dad</personnage> is eyeing new wood chisels for his woodworking, so I went to the hardware store. </br></br>

The queue at the cash register would have made a lot more sense if it were the day before Christmas. The aisles weren’t even that busy, but that’s what you get for having just one cashier who seems hell-bent on setting a new Guinness record for slowness.